birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.
"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"
by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007
mugGet the birectionalmug.

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other
"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."
by Oside79 January 31, 2014
mugGet the Birectionmug.