birectional 

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

birectional by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

directionally challenged 

1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left

2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.

3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.

Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.

Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!

Woman: You just turned left instead of right.

Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.

directionally challenged by Joy Rising March 26, 2010

bisectional 

Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.

1: "Woah, who's that guy?"
2: "Oh him? He plays the trumpet...and the sax...and the tuba."
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah, he's a bisectional horn star."

bisectional by proudbandgeek December 13, 2006

Directional 

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

Directional by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

Directional 

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

Directional by wickedNH February 6, 2004

bisectional 

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.

I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.

bisectional by God himself January 28, 2005

Directional Cancellation 

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

Directional Cancellation by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021