brainrection

A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.

I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.

brainrection by DerelictDoug.net June 18, 2020

Brairection 

When information is so good, it gives you a brain-erection (IE: An amazing fact that touches your very soul).

"Oh my God, Borderlands 2 is coming out next month!"
"The Great Dictator speech just gave me a brairection..."

Brairection by Grayl August 29, 2012

Bradyrection 

A hard on for tom brady

My friend Juan gets a huge bradyrection while watching the patriots play

Bradyrection by Asshat5000 January 22, 2017

brainection 

when two people simultaneously think of the same thing and it is said by either one of them , the other one can point out the fact that he/she was thinking of the same thing, therefore a brainection has been obtained.

joe - dude we should totally ditch the function and smoke up.
brian- dude ! i was thinking of the same thing!
joe - haha brainection bro!

brainection by whoyourmomwaswithlastnight;) December 25, 2010