When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.
A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.
"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them
A city in the north off England full off real men, grafters, Asians, smackheads and all round nice people one off the best places to be raised and will make you into a real man.
#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
"Did you see that OU QB flip in the endzone vs OSU?"
"Yeah, that was Sam Bradford. He's a badass."
A fabulous team with fabulous fans! From the lows of boring league two to the highs of the capital one cup final, beating great teams and achieving promotion! Loud away support who occassionally like the pyro!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!