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Bracketitis 

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.
I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.
Bracketitis by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011

bracketception 

The use of the bracket symbol within brackets
P1: Brackets, brackets everywhere.
P2: Bracketception brooo!

Bucketized 

1. Someone who has just been introduced to the legendary guitar player Buckethead.
2. The experience of losing your Buckethead virginity.
3. Buckethead Baptism
Buckethead Virgin: "Man you look so happy, what are you listening too?"

Mozy Bot: "I'm listening to Buckethead, check out this Buckethead song Nottingham Lace."

Mozy Bot gives Buckethead Virgin his Mp3 player and headphones. 7 minutes later.

Buckethead Virgin (glowing): "WOW!!!! That was totally orgasmic! I can't believe anyone could sound that good. That was the sickest guitar solo ever! Thank You!!! I got to hear that again!"

Mozy Bot: "Congradulations, you have been BUCKETIZED. I feel that way every time I listen to Bucket. Go ahead and have another listen!"
Bucketized by mozmoz October 23, 2006

Brappetizer

A small portion of a food or drink served before or at the beginning of breakfast to stimulate the desire to eat.
Kelly just wants to hang a fang on a bowl of HBOOS for her brappetizer.
Brappetizer by Cookie Slates November 25, 2009
Word has no meaning, however it is used by asshat Nortel managers in an attempt to sound knowledgable.
I want to align the PFN on usage of the Clarify Patch/MR class field (in the Patch/MR Tab) to help bucketize/prioritize the daily WOH.
bucketize by fed slacker December 7, 2004

bracketeering 

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.
Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.
bracketeering by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014