A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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Noun. A banal thought terminating cliche used by boomers and boomer sympathizers to convey the failed "conventional wisdom" of their generation. These cliche sayings are typical political or economic in nature and are refutable by hard real-world evidence.
The burden of evidence required to refute a "boomerism" is often substantial, requiring reference to the CPI (Consumer Price Index), Wage Index, or other economic data available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).
Millennials and Zoomers are too busy working their jobs as senior economic analysts, program directors, or serving coffee to pay off students loans, to refute boomerisms.
None the less, entitled boomers feel obliged to be provided with hours of high valued consulting work, at no cost, to disprove them. Millennials and Zoomers have adopted a strategy of responding to boomerism with the much less costly "Ok Boomer".
The burden of evidence required to refute a "boomerism" is often substantial, requiring reference to the CPI (Consumer Price Index), Wage Index, or other economic data available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).
Millennials and Zoomers are too busy working their jobs as senior economic analysts, program directors, or serving coffee to pay off students loans, to refute boomerisms.
None the less, entitled boomers feel obliged to be provided with hours of high valued consulting work, at no cost, to disprove them. Millennials and Zoomers have adopted a strategy of responding to boomerism with the much less costly "Ok Boomer".
Boomer: "Well hello there youngster, what are you doing?"
40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Doing my taxes. It looks like I might be able to pay off my student loans and mortgage by the time I'm 83."
Boomer: "I see you are eating avocado toast there! You know, if you ate less avocado toast, and lived in a shoe, you could be free of debt by now!"
Waitress: "Now that's a boomerism, if I ever heard one."
40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Ok, boomer."
Boomer: "STOP! Ok Boomer is the new N-word!"
40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Doing my taxes. It looks like I might be able to pay off my student loans and mortgage by the time I'm 83."
Boomer: "I see you are eating avocado toast there! You know, if you ate less avocado toast, and lived in a shoe, you could be free of debt by now!"
Waitress: "Now that's a boomerism, if I ever heard one."
40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Ok, boomer."
Boomer: "STOP! Ok Boomer is the new N-word!"
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1. The belief that web browsers account for differences in websites or web applications in all of their ability and that a particular web browser is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on web browser.
1. The belief that web browsers account for differences in websites or web applications in all of their ability and that a particular web browser is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on web browser.
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Ben Holder = Bolder
Hey Bolder can you pass me the drink.
or Dan Morgan = Dorgan.
Hey Dorgan do you want to play football today?
This is known as a Bolderism.
Hey Bolder can you pass me the drink.
or Dan Morgan = Dorgan.
Hey Dorgan do you want to play football today?
This is known as a Bolderism.
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