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Bowserism 

A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.

1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.

2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.

3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.

4) Every man has sinned.

5) There are two paths from which to choose.

6) There is always time to change paths.

7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.

8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.

9) Do not lie.

10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.

11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.

12) Forgive others their errors.

13) Two wrongs do not make a right.

14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
Bowserism by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
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Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013
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Boomerism 

Noun. A banal thought terminating cliche used by boomers and boomer sympathizers to convey the failed "conventional wisdom" of their generation. These cliche sayings are typical political or economic in nature and are refutable by hard real-world evidence.

The burden of evidence required to refute a "boomerism" is often substantial, requiring reference to the CPI (Consumer Price Index), Wage Index, or other economic data available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).

Millennials and Zoomers are too busy working their jobs as senior economic analysts, program directors, or serving coffee to pay off students loans, to refute boomerisms.

None the less, entitled boomers feel obliged to be provided with hours of high valued consulting work, at no cost, to disprove them. Millennials and Zoomers have adopted a strategy of responding to boomerism with the much less costly "Ok Boomer".
Boomer: "Well hello there youngster, what are you doing?"

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Doing my taxes. It looks like I might be able to pay off my student loans and mortgage by the time I'm 83."

Boomer: "I see you are eating avocado toast there! You know, if you ate less avocado toast, and lived in a shoe, you could be free of debt by now!"

Waitress: "Now that's a boomerism, if I ever heard one."

40 y/o balding senior management wage slave: "Ok, boomer."

Boomer: "STOP! Ok Boomer is the new N-word!"
Boomerism by neoproletariat November 10, 2019

bonerism 

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.
Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.
bonerism by Jameson February 6, 2005

browserist 

n.

1. The belief that web browsers account for differences in websites or web applications in all of their ability and that a particular web browser is superior to others.

2. Discrimination or prejudice based on web browser.
"I hate FireFox!"
"Nigga, don't be browserist"
browserist by -MIKE-T April 10, 2007

Bolderism 

A term which describes a nickname that consists of the first letter of the first name and the rest of the second name.
Ben Holder = Bolder

Hey Bolder can you pass me the drink.

or Dan Morgan = Dorgan.

Hey Dorgan do you want to play football today?

This is known as a Bolderism.
Bolderism by Spurner May 21, 2020

Bowsersexual 

To be sexualy atracted to Bowser, the main antagonist/villain from the Mario (videogame) franchise.
I'm soooo Bowsersexual, I wish he would kidnap me instead of Peach.
Bowsersexual by aqua_ December 4, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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