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An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"
That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?
Boneism by Boneism October 19, 2017
Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bonneriah 

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control
Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!
bonneriah by ydnam May 1, 2008

bonneriah 

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control
Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!
bonneriah by ydnam May 1, 2008

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009