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Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly
Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!
Bottle jobs by skendz April 21, 2024
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Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs 

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC
Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Bottlejobs by mikewhite February 8, 2019

bottlejob 

Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.

Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
bottlejob by Bearsharks October 22, 2006

Bottlejob 

The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation
Isaac: what did you say about me?
Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob
Bottlejob by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020

Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.
"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

Bottlejob Squad

A group that a person who constantly pulls out of events at the last minute becomes a member of.
Dave's pulled out again. He may aswell become a member of the Bottlejob Squad.
Bottlejob Squad by Maxpower13 March 9, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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