Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.

Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

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Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

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The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB

Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.

by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019

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bottlenosed

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

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Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

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Battlejob

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

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bottlejob

Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.

Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.

Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!

by Bearsharks October 22, 2006

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