The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 08, 2019
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
by Bearsharks October 22, 2006
by LUCAS'S DAD123 May 22, 2019
Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.
Someone like Ryan Hissey.
Someone like Ryan Hissey.
by etre4tyry July 01, 2014
The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation
by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020
me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk
bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that
me; night before you still coming tomorrow
bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later
shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that
me; night before you still coming tomorrow
bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later
shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
by mr bottlejob thornton September 25, 2010
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
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