The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 08, 2019
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Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.

Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
by Bearsharks October 22, 2006
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Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.

Someone like Ryan Hissey.
He's being a Bottlejob, almost as if he was Ryan Hissey
by etre4tyry July 01, 2014
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The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation
Isaac: what did you say about me?
Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob
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somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it
me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk

bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that

me; night before you still coming tomorrow

bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later

shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
by mr bottlejob thornton September 25, 2010
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A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy
Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob
by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019
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The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB
Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.
by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019
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