Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.

Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"

Bottlejobs by mikewhite February 8, 2019

Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

Bottlejobs by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB

Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.

bottlejobs by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019

bottlenosed 

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Battlejob 

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

Battlejob by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

bottlejob 

Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.

Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.

Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!

bottlejob by Bearsharks October 22, 2006

Bottlejob 

The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation

Isaac: what did you say about me?
Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob

Bottlejob by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020