3 definitions by mikewhite

Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.

Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

neutralnonce

A person who doesn’t support a football team but still will take the piss against other football teams losing. There are many side effects to being a neutralnonce like they usually lose friends, have low self-esteem and get beaten up for roasting other teams.

Ryan: ‘you watching super Sunday tmrw?’
George: ‘Yh but I’m fucking watching it with a neutralnonce’
Ryan: ‘god, he must have no friends’
George: ‘I know kinda feel sorry, why can’t he just choose a team?’

by mikewhite February 10, 2019