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A person who doesn’t support a football team but still will take the piss against other football teams losing. There are many side effects to being a neutralnonce like they usually lose friends, have low self-esteem and get beaten up for roasting other teams.
Ryan: ‘you watching super Sunday tmrw?’
George: ‘Yh but I’m fucking watching it with a neutralnonce’
Ryan: ‘god, he must have no friends’
George: ‘I know kinda feel sorry, why can’t he just choose a team?’
George: ‘Yh but I’m fucking watching it with a neutralnonce’
Ryan: ‘god, he must have no friends’
George: ‘I know kinda feel sorry, why can’t he just choose a team?’
by mikewhite February 10, 2019
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Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 8, 2019
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