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BOTFOB
When the male sex organ becomes turgid with blood due to the enormity of a females mammary glands
BOT - Big Old Titties ( o )( o )
FOB - Full On Boner 8===D
BOT - Big Old Titties ( o )( o )
FOB - Full On Boner 8===D
"Sandra, you'll have to give me a minute before I get out of the swimming pool.... I have a throbbing BOTFOB after seeing you in your polka dot bikini"
BOTFOB by David Benson-Phillips April 12, 2019
BoJob
BoJob by King of the Brocean December 3, 2010
Bootjob
In the same vein as a handjob, bringing a man to orgasm by masturbating his penis with a pair of boots. Typically, these boots are being worn on the feet/legs of whoever is giving the bootjob and invovles rubbing the cock with the soles, feet, or shafts of the boots.
A quick look on Google for the term will turn up a few videos for reference, but these often seem to involve fat, ugly birds, presumably because they're fat & ugly, so frankly will do anything sexual for free/cheap as they can't afford to be too picky.
A quick look on Google for the term will turn up a few videos for reference, but these often seem to involve fat, ugly birds, presumably because they're fat & ugly, so frankly will do anything sexual for free/cheap as they can't afford to be too picky.
She put my cock between the shafts of her thigh high boots and gave me a bootjob by grinding her booted legs back and forth against my tool until I blew my load all over them.
Bootjob by Just Another February 21, 2009
botmobot
A real hot shot. A real tall guy, 5’5”. But he’s not too fly, and that doesn’t really jive, cause all his friends wear tie-dye. He’s really got a spot for stripes and polka dot
I want to be just half as cool as he. I want to be 5’5” in docs. I want to wear knee high tie-dye socks. I want to be Botmobot
botmobot by Just_Chrisp September 29, 2020
Bobjob
Bobjob by RussianZack April 3, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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