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Bootjob 

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In the same vein as a handjob, bringing a man to orgasm by masturbating his penis with a pair of boots. Typically, these boots are being worn on the feet/legs of whoever is giving the bootjob and invovles rubbing the cock with the soles, feet, or shafts of the boots.

A quick look on Google for the term will turn up a few videos for reference, but these often seem to involve fat, ugly birds, presumably because they're fat & ugly, so frankly will do anything sexual for free/cheap as they can't afford to be too picky.
She put my cock between the shafts of her thigh high boots and gave me a bootjob by grinding her booted legs back and forth against my tool until I blew my load all over them.
Bootjob by Just Another February 21, 2009
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boobjob

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A boobjob is when a woman, most likely with breasts of a considerable size, places the man's penis inbetween her breasts. She will then push them together and move them up and down.

Boobjobs are much more enjoyable when lubricated, they are often finished by the man ejaculating on the woman's breasts, face or warn the woman first so that she may take it in the mouth
Sarah gave me a boobjob yesterday, I then came all over her chest.
boobjob by Theodor January 28, 2006

boobjob

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Act of doing plastic surgery on breasts in order to make them become bigger or (rarely) smaller.
A lot used in the show-business world, this trend is conveyed by TV shows such as Nip/Tuck or Grey's Anatomy.
It is of course something very common in porn/erotic models to have enhanced breasts.
This girl has nice breasts...
No she got a boobjob recently, i don't like te fake ones !
boobjob by Yorganof November 29, 2006

Bootyjob

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We were both totally horny, but I wanted ass more than cock, so I gave him a bootyjob
Bootyjob by shmexyisasitdoes May 26, 2009

Boot Job 

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The act in which a man is havng a foursome in which one women is giving head while the other two are simotaneously taking off his ski boots. The ecstasy is said to be too much for one man to handle...
Hey bra, after getting first tracks on the mountain i met three girls and got a bomb ass Boot Job.
Boot Job by umichmatt January 8, 2010

Boobjob

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Man's way of fixing god's small mistakes.
Mary had small tits before her Boobjob.
Boobjob by J.V. December 9, 2008

boomjob 

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Performing the act of fellatio on top of a boombox or large club speaker. Giving a boomjob may potentially lead to boomjuice, as a result of boomjiggyjiggy.
Derp: Wow, Jenna's really giving one hell of a boomjob to that DJ at the club!

Derpette: Yeah, she's gonna get some boomjuice in her hair if she doesn't watch out!
boomjob by adamandsarah September 22, 2012
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