Boston Spa 

Boston Spa is a village in west Yorkshire that is full of do-gooders, 13 year old gangsters and spastics

The local wannabes like to smash up the abandoned house and abuse people in the street

The local wanker Jordan moss hides in his house in case he has to let the Wap sing

Dylan yarker the local nonce posts rap videos on insta and smokes his uncle’s leftover dockers

People swim in the river during summertime not knowing it’s full of shite and chun from last night in wetherby a homeless man called tony Dudley was known to live down there

You ever been to Boston Spa, nah mate heard it’s pure shite

Boston Spa by Buzzcocks December 4, 2021

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?" by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?" by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?" 

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?" by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

BostonParasite 

Not a unique organism; they are plentiful and continue to multiply. Typically sucks a host neighborhood, city, or town dry of its own unique culture and affordability within 10 years. These fast-acting parasites take hold in compromised areas such as poorer neighborhoods, undeveloped farmland, and forests.

Typically, a virus (Avalon) compromises these areas. Local governments, or immune systems, are too weak or are easily bribed by the virus. Once the virus take foot, ugly plastic buildings are placed where trees once were. This creates a breeding ground for the BostonParasites to swarm in and multiply.

- Bikes to job in designer clothing.
- Uses harness to keep offspring from running into street while ordering ice cream on GrubHub.

- Say the word "Concierge" around one. If they do not react with cringe, they are parasitic.
- Lanyard hanging from the neck with tech startup labeled on the front.

Presence is heavy in areas including; Seaport, Cambridge, South End, Belmont, Burlington, Lexington, etc.

- Supports equality without putting it to practice. Examples include living in non-diverse areas or supporting higher taxes that they themselves can afford despite the poor becoming poorer. Abhorrent of civil liberties, they immerse in an ever-expanding loss of privacy with obsessions over the latest tech devices like Alexa. A Toyota Prius with bumper stickers of candidates that continue to support big oil and the military industrial complex is another strong sign.

The tragic death of Boston and the surrounding area has been found to be largely attributed to the significant presence of BostonParasites. "The Parasites are coming! The Parasites are coming!"

BostonParasite by VeryUnenthusiastic April 17, 2020

Bostonslades 

When a man performs oral sex on another man with a glow sticking out of his butt

A bostonslades is what they did last night at the party
A bostonslades was on the menu for the night

Bostonslades by Therealcomedyking@fb December 17, 2024