BostonParasite
Not a unique organism; they are plentiful and continue to multiply. Typically sucks a host neighborhood, city, or town dry of its own unique culture and affordability within 10 years. These fast-acting parasites take hold in compromised areas such as poorer neighborhoods, undeveloped farmland, and forests.
Typically, a virus (Avalon) compromises these areas. Local governments, or immune systems, are too weak or are easily bribed by the virus. Once the virus take foot, ugly plastic buildings are placed where trees once were. This creates a breeding ground for the BostonParasites to swarm in and multiply.
- Bikes to job in designer clothing.
- Uses harness to keep offspring from running into street while ordering ice cream on GrubHub.
- Say the word "Concierge" around one. If they do not react with cringe, they are parasitic.
- Lanyard hanging from the neck with tech startup labeled on the front.
Presence is heavy in areas including; Seaport, Cambridge, South End, Belmont, Burlington, Lexington, etc.
- Supports equality without putting it to practice. Examples include living in non-diverse areas or supporting higher taxes that they themselves can afford despite the poor becoming poorer. Abhorrent of civil liberties, they immerse in an ever-expanding loss of privacy with obsessions over the latest tech devices like Alexa. A Toyota Prius with bumper stickers of candidates that continue to support big oil and the military industrial complex is another strong sign.
Typically, a virus (Avalon) compromises these areas. Local governments, or immune systems, are too weak or are easily bribed by the virus. Once the virus take foot, ugly plastic buildings are placed where trees once were. This creates a breeding ground for the BostonParasites to swarm in and multiply.
- Bikes to job in designer clothing.
- Uses harness to keep offspring from running into street while ordering ice cream on GrubHub.
- Say the word "Concierge" around one. If they do not react with cringe, they are parasitic.
- Lanyard hanging from the neck with tech startup labeled on the front.
Presence is heavy in areas including; Seaport, Cambridge, South End, Belmont, Burlington, Lexington, etc.
- Supports equality without putting it to practice. Examples include living in non-diverse areas or supporting higher taxes that they themselves can afford despite the poor becoming poorer. Abhorrent of civil liberties, they immerse in an ever-expanding loss of privacy with obsessions over the latest tech devices like Alexa. A Toyota Prius with bumper stickers of candidates that continue to support big oil and the military industrial complex is another strong sign.
The tragic death of Boston and the surrounding area has been found to be largely attributed to the significant presence of BostonParasites. "The Parasites are coming! The Parasites are coming!"
BostonParasite by VeryUnenthusiastic April 17, 2020
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