Bortie

An abortion, only cuter as to be more socially acceptable. Commonly misspoken/ misspelled as "abortie".

Cindy gettin' her bortie tomorrow, yo.

by Hal O'Cost January 11, 2009

Bortie

An abortion, only with a cuter name, as to make it more socially acceptable. Commonly misspelled or misspoken as "abortie".

Alicia: Where Cindy at?

Denise: She gettin' her bortie, yo. Third time she gone done this shit!

by Rolly Polly January 11, 2009

bordie

A person who has borderline personality disorder (BPD).

I am in a relationship with a bordie.

by cyberjoe April 12, 2015

texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

bortfield

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard

Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants

by Kresnic April 9, 2015

Hottie bottie

A British slang word for a hot water bottle.

It’s so cold tonight, I might make a hottie bottie.

by Allena45 November 10, 2018