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An abortion, only with a cuter name, as to make it more socially acceptable. Commonly misspelled or misspoken as "abortie".
Alicia: Where Cindy at?

Denise: She gettin' her bortie, yo. Third time she gone done this shit!
Bortie by Rolly Polly January 11, 2009
Related Words
Bortie • bortier • bertie • bowtie • bories • bootie • boatie • Borther • bartier • bootie call
A person who has borderline personality disorder (BPD).
I am in a relationship with a bordie.
bordie by cyberjoe April 12, 2015

texas bowtie 

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.
texas bowtie by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.
My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

bortfield 

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard
Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants
bortfield by Kresnic April 9, 2015

Hottie bottie 

A British slang word for a hot water bottle.
It’s so cold tonight, I might make a hottie bottie.
Hottie bottie by Allena45 November 10, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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