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grand theft borrower 

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
Related Words
Borrr borrrnana börrrr brrr borris borry Borrowed time borrow borer borgry

permanently borrow 

To steal or acquire something and never give it back
Can I permanently borrow you’re dress?
permanently borrow by A Shep December 5, 2015

Money Printer Go Brrrr 

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr
Noun. When you call someone this, your basically saying "you suck" or "you're bogus" or "you are a butt/jerk". Or "you're fuu". At times it may replace the cuss/curse word "B****" as opposed to swearing.

Invented by Jelani Mays-Smith
c. 2017
"You are a birrr!"
Birrr by BigSauceLani September 26, 2018
To express that something is doing something well or a lot/very quickly. Can also be used to express that something is of a high quality.
My new gaming computer do go brrr.

Haha chrome tabs make RAM go brrr.
brrr by LaSpruca December 1, 2020

Borrowdale 

An area known for producing the fiercest warriors on the face of Leyland, their superior skills at gripping people and objects as well as their fearlessness (unless something catches fire) makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Facts
1.The building is currently under quarantine utilising modern technology such as bars on the windows and a manual door
2.Desks are circular in order to prevent retards from loosing organs such as their eyes
3.It guarantees your place at the butt of every joke and a back breaking career sucking Ronald McDonald's cock or leeching off the social services should you have a lesson timetabled there
4.Also smells strongly of weed, yet no one has ever found it growing
5.The best sadistic on the face of the earth can be found at lunchtimes in the canteen, highlights include retards squirting milk out of their nose
6.Apparently a place in the lake district, also a road in Leyland
Borrowdale Warriors
Borrowdale by mainthing September 1, 2010