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Bad Bootyhole 

What you have when you don’t wash your ass,and/or when you’ve eaten something that’ll give you a bad bootyhole.
“Damn,Robert”.....”I ate that salad tonight,and now I have a bad bootyhole”.
Bad Bootyhole by jimd8498 April 13, 2019

bootyholeman 

A guy that goes around buttholing people and engaging in general boothyhole related activities
Person 1: Kyle did you eat his Butt last night

Person 2: yes and I ate your dad’s too

Person 1: you’re such a bootyholeman
bootyholeman by big but toucher November 5, 2018

bootyhole cancer 

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !

Bootyhole bandit 

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.

bootyhole tickler 

When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.
-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
bootyhole tickler by Dj normax March 12, 2017

bootyhole rape

when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency

Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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