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Bad Bootyhole 

What you have when you don’t wash your ass,and/or when you’ve eaten something that’ll give you a bad bootyhole.
“Damn,Robert”.....”I ate that salad tonight,and now I have a bad bootyhole”.
Bad Bootyhole by jimd8498 April 13, 2019

bootyholeman 

A guy that goes around buttholing people and engaging in general boothyhole related activities
Person 1: Kyle did you eat his Butt last night

Person 2: yes and I ate your dad’s too

Person 1: you’re such a bootyholeman
bootyholeman by big but toucher November 5, 2018

bootyhole cancer 

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !

Bootyhole bandit 

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.

bootyhole tickler 

When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.
-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
bootyhole tickler by Dj normax March 12, 2017

bootyhole rape

when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency

Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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