5 definitions by TheREALharryjones
Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.
Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!
Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!
Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
by TheREALharryjones August 8, 2010
The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
by TheREALharryjones August 1, 2010
Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.
Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.
Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
by TheREALharryjones August 11, 2010
A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!
Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!
Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.
Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!
Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.
Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
by TheREALharryjones August 6, 2010
When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.
by TheREALharryjones August 1, 2010