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Jolly Boatman
The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009
Related Words
Bootman • bootang • Boatman • Booman • boobman • bootwanker • boatmans hood • Boatman slam • boetman • Boobman69
Bookman's Bluff
When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:
"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021
Bootandals
Those bootandals are perfect for horseback riding on the beach.
Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!
Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!
Bootandals by Gifts of the Vagi May 9, 2009
bookman
One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.
bookman by mort utley August 25, 2008
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