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A Boetman (noun) is a brother who is loved by all his family, especially his eldest sister. One should never mess with a Boetman because he has special, brotherly powers. He can piss you off with one look. He can turn a frown upside down. He is, the incredible, the magnificent, Boetman Rossouw!
“Hey Boetman, we love you,” the sisters chanted.

“Fuck off,” he replied.

And they all laughed and laughed. Sarcastic assholes.
boetman by Delicious Mauritius August 15, 2018
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He is one unique personality with amazing talent and full on sass. He's an inspiration for many and we all know he's hella cute or whateva
Oh that's bretman he's cute or whateva
bretman by randomranfomb October 25, 2017
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Bretman Rock 

Bretman Rock by urmom_LJ January 15, 2021

Bretman Rock 

Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.

He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun 🐉 and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried
“Bretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!”
(Bretman to himself): “I said “Bretmann why are you so cute ? ..” And she answered back wit “Because I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.”, She didnt lie tho.”
“Bretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.”

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
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little boatman 

the clit
I love to lick the little boatman.
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The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.
That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.
The Boatman by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009
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