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A Boetman (noun) is a brother who is loved by all his family, especially his eldest sister. One should never mess with a Boetman because he has special, brotherly powers. He can piss you off with one look. He can turn a frown upside down. He is, the incredible, the magnificent, Boetman Rossouw!
“Hey Boetman, we love you,” the sisters chanted.

Fuck off,” he replied.

And they all laughed and laughed. Sarcastic assholes.
boetman by Delicious Mauritius August 15, 2018
Words you can keep
He is one unique personality with amazing talent and full on sass. He's an inspiration for many and we all know he's hella cute or whateva
Oh that's bretman he's cute or whateva
bretman by randomranfomb October 25, 2017
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Bretman Rock 

The baddest bitch
"Y'all know Bretman Rock is the baddest bitch"
Bretman Rock by urmom_LJ January 15, 2021

Bretman Rock 

Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.

He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun 🐉 and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried
“Bretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!”
(Bretman to himself): “I said “Bretmann why are you so cute ? ..” And she answered back wit “Because I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.”, She didnt lie tho.”
“Bretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.”

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

little boatman 

the clit
I love to lick the little boatman.
little boatman by mach 10 May 13, 2003

The Boatman

When a girl has a mouth large enough to sucks your balls & penis simultaneously.

When both your shaft and nuts are in the mouth at the same time, it is considered a true boatman.
That girl gave me the boatman of my life. She slobbed on my nuts & dong at the same time.
The Boatman by The Tri-County G's February 24, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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