bootwanker 

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

bootwanker by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

bootwanker 

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

bootwanker by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

bootywanger 

A bootywanger is a gay male who likes wander in his booty

O he is a bootywanger.

bootywanger by Bootywanger December 27, 2016

Bootywanger 

A gay male that likes Wagner in his booty.

Jeff: Tom is a bottom

Luke: he's a bootywanger

Bootywanger by Bootywanger July 22, 2017

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018

Bontwanke 

Silly or impossible. Bullshit

That dumbass was so bontwanke, he picked his ass instead of his nose

Bontwanke by Gingerrific April 6, 2010

boomwacker 

Dumbass; Person with very low intelligence. Usually with a movement gap between braincells

Of course you don't know, fucking boomwacker

boomwacker by Squid game on jah April 23, 2022