Booness
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Boyness
1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”
2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”
2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”
Boyness by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020
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Booness • boones farm • Boxness • Bobness • botness • Boyness • Broness • bofness • Bonessi • bonesstiina
Bonessi
Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019
Awkward Broness
Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*
Awkward Broness by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009
boones farm
Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.
Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.
This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).
In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.
This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).
In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
boones farm by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008
boolessness
While I'm away, I won't be able to see my boo, and I don't want to commit to three years of boolessness...I just won't do it!
boolessness by JessRad May 1, 2007
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