boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
by OrangeCrush October 23, 2005
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