Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.
A term used to describe the action of grabbiing someones privates from behind while they are partially bending over, one might be standing doing activities like: shooting pool, washing dishes, or making a chicken w/ chedder sandwich. Another person, monkey, tall dog, or alien might reach between the legs of the victim and grab whatever bump or blossom they can. This is the act of the boondagle.