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bowliosis 

having a chronic bowl hair cut. Anyone who sustains the bowl cut for longer than two weeks can officially be diagnosed with benevolent bowliosis. the only known cure is a pair of scissors and or clippers. survivers of bowliosis often face ridicule during the weeks following recovery.
"dude did you see jordans new haircut?"
"yeah, devastating case of bowliosis.."
bowliosis by christophermc March 26, 2010

bowliosis 

the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.
I need some bowliosis to cure that hangover.
bowliosis by mfmike February 9, 2008

Boliosis 

When you’ve been carpet-surfing on methanphetimine and your back begins to hurt the next day
I got a bad case of boliosis
Boliosis by Ayootabitha May 19, 2018

Bowliosis 

Getting bent out of shape because it's way past time to have a bowl. Kind of like hangry, but with weed replacing food.
"My mood has been awful all day, and I don't know why." "You've got bowliosis! I've got an edible here if you want one."
Bowliosis by dickbuttyoloswag420 October 8, 2018

boobilistic 

Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!
boobilistic by Ryan Blandin January 24, 2007

bowliosis 

weed to put in a bowl

in the spirit of "bowlage"
hey, you got bowliosis?
bowliosis by jiggajilly July 22, 2006