bowliosis 

having a chronic bowl hair cut. Anyone who sustains the bowl cut for longer than two weeks can officially be diagnosed with benevolent bowliosis. the only known cure is a pair of scissors and or clippers. survivers of bowliosis often face ridicule during the weeks following recovery.

"dude did you see jordans new haircut?"
"yeah, devastating case of bowliosis.."

bowliosis by christophermc March 26, 2010

bowliosis 

the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.

I need some bowliosis to cure that hangover.

bowliosis by mfmike February 9, 2008

Bowliosis 

Getting bent out of shape because it's way past time to have a bowl. Kind of like hangry, but with weed replacing food.

"My mood has been awful all day, and I don't know why." "You've got bowliosis! I've got an edible here if you want one."

Bowliosis by dickbuttyoloswag420 October 8, 2018

bowliosis 

weed to put in a bowl

in the spirit of "bowlage"

hey, you got bowliosis?

bowliosis by jiggajilly July 22, 2006

Multiple bowleosis 

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.

John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...

Multiple bowleosis by Master Kief March 1, 2015

Boliosis 

When you’ve been carpet-surfing on methanphetimine and your back begins to hurt the next day

I got a bad case of boliosis

Boliosis by Ayootabitha May 19, 2018

blue balliosis

pronunciation:ball-ee-oh-sis

defenition: a condition that occurs after having been struck with intense force on the testicles

man with blue balliosis: oh shit man that bitch on the corner kicked in the chipmunks(testicles) and i got blue balliosis!
man who was mentioned in the previous line: man that blows monkey balls

blue balliosis by me is willy wonka July 6, 2006