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Bookender 

1.) Having sex with one person, leaving them and having sex with someone else unbeknownst to the first and, finally, returning to the first and banging them a final time, all within a short period of time.

2.) A person who particpates in such a sexual excursion.
1.) One night, in the Geen, the girl had a bookender.

2.) After the fun the night before, she was officially a bookender.
Bookender by Ben Filippini December 3, 2003
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Bookended 

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.
Bookended by CA Central May 27, 2009

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
Bookend Lols by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

brobender 

an epic party with your best heterosexual male friends. not limited to fishing, camping, golf, or bar hopping.
That was a sick brobender. It's going to take me four days to recover.
brobender by jmoney$$$ February 28, 2011

Boonder Chooter 

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition
Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

BROGENDER 

A bro that only identifies with a group of bros

BRO gender catch phrase Saturday's are for the boys
Typically male ages 16 to 25
May be viewed as fuck boy
Only responds to bro
Can only be found with other bros
Backwards hat is required as part of bro apparel
Red solo cup is required accessory

Fraternity are breeding grounds for bros

May have rich boy syndrome

Getting piss drunk and puking on your friends is normal activity

Bros sometimes fight other bros to defend bro status

signature bro moves are chugging beers and belching
May the bros be with you
I like brad but he's too brogender. All he ever does is chug beers with the boys
BROGENDER by SharDawg!! May 7, 2018

Cheese bookend 

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
Cheese bookend by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
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