Bookending

The act of two partners both anally penetrated using the same double ended dildo.

Both partners then rub against each other - back to back in order to create the visual of bookends.

"Me and my wife tried bookending last night! That double ended dildo was way too big for me! My ass is soooooo sore today but it's not that bad in comparison as she's still at home trying to fish it out.... Great night!"

by MrMeow147 April 22, 2017

bookending

A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.

"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"

by Thomas Predicodd September 23, 2008

bookending

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.

Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.

by Jeff Hizzle January 14, 2008

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

brokening

when something that's already broken is breaking some more

oh man my computer is brokening, it won't turn on yesterday and today i accidentally spilled water on it.

by exfuldant August 5, 2011

the borkening

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.

Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.

by essays_suck September 7, 2020

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.

1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping

by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006