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Bookending 

The act of two partners both anally penetrated using the same double ended dildo.

Both partners then rub against each other - back to back in order to create the visual of bookends.
"Me and my wife tried bookending last night! That double ended dildo was way too big for me! My ass is soooooo sore today but it's not that bad in comparison as she's still at home trying to fish it out.... Great night!"
Bookending by MrMeow147 April 22, 2017
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bookending 

A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"
bookending by Thomas Predicodd September 23, 2008

bookending 

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.
Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.
bookending by Jeff Hizzle January 14, 2008

Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

brokening 

when something that's already broken is breaking some more
oh man my computer is brokening, it won't turn on yesterday and today i accidentally spilled water on it.
brokening by exfuldant August 5, 2011

the borkening 

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
the borkening by essays_suck September 7, 2020

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.
1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping
bookeeping by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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