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Bookended

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.
by CA Central May 27, 2009
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bookended

To have yourself confined to a space smaller than what is needed to accommodate you comfortably, usually referring to when you're lying on the couch and you're unable to stretch all the way out because your head and feet press against the armrests.
dude: "Seriously, I'm done feeling bookended by this couch. I'm getting a new one."
by joelh March 25, 2008
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Bookended

When one drinks a chaser before and after a shot, they officially have bookended it. Therefore they are a bitch. Originated by Michael M, Boston College.
Andrea took a sip of orange juice, did not swallow and then proceeded to take a shot of vodka and then chased it with more orange juice. Andrea Bookended it.
by BC2022 September 16, 2018
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Bookended

To pad the start and/or end of vacation leave with sick days.
Homer bookended his vacation to Paris, by taking a sick day to pack, and a sick day to recover from jet lag.
by netstruc65 January 6, 2008
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Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016
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Brokeded

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.
Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!
by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006
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Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
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