A completely bougie/snobbish person who looks down on people below him/her. Typically involves a full look up and down and then a scowl.
Person A: "Did you see what Stephanie was wearing today?"
Bougie-Bitch: "You mean that $5 top from Target? Yea, I saw it. I'd rather wear something from clearance at Nordstroms than be caught dead in that piece of shit!"
fancy ass hoes who wear prada beanies and givenchy sunglasses to vons and gelsons , typically after a hangover grabbing a 1L gatorade and a few store bought maple glazed donuts.
Damn Gina, look at Marina in that corner buying the 2 for 1 expired donuts with that brown birkin, she is one bougiebitch"
Someone who doesn't have their own money and expects other people to pay for stuff.
Him: "We can go out but I don't have much money on me right now because I haven't been paid yet "
Her: "I'm not a boosie bitch, I work and have my own money to pay for my own things"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.