Bontz
1. We were on my friend's pontoon boat yesterday, man, and we got so bontzed...it wasn't even funny.
Bontz by DweebTwirp June 25, 2008
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Bontri
A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Bontri by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020
Bontle
bontkraagje
Een tiener met een jas met bontkraag, vaak gepaard met een Gucci petje en / of tasje (je kent ze wel). Praten vaak met marokkaans accent, ongeacht de daadwerkelijke afkomst. Vaak niet opgevoed, vervelend en luidruchtig. Vaak hebben ze het (waan)idee dat ze gangsta zijn, zichzelf vergelijkend met de straat gangs uit Amerika (zoals de Crips).
Ook kan je ze herkennen aan hun kleurrijke vocabulair met uitspraken als:
- Je kanker moeder
- Ik heb schijt vriend
- Wollah
- Dit is niet mijn winkel vriend
- Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
- A sahbi kom rwina zetten
- Deze zwembad is omin koud mattie
Belangrijk is het expres verkeerd gebruiken van 'die / dat / dit / deze'.
Het bontkraagje is vaak te vinden in achterstandswijken of winkelcentra.
Ook kan je ze herkennen aan hun kleurrijke vocabulair met uitspraken als:
- Je kanker moeder
- Ik heb schijt vriend
- Wollah
- Dit is niet mijn winkel vriend
- Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
- A sahbi kom rwina zetten
- Deze zwembad is omin koud mattie
Belangrijk is het expres verkeerd gebruiken van 'die / dat / dit / deze'.
Het bontkraagje is vaak te vinden in achterstandswijken of winkelcentra.
1: "Is het een goede buurt of valt het tegen?"
2: "De buurt is best oke, alleen wel veel bontkraagjes man"
1: "Oh, dat is vervelend..."
2: "De buurt is best oke, alleen wel veel bontkraagjes man"
1: "Oh, dat is vervelend..."
bontkraagje by Herbolife March 2, 2016
bantzed
bantzed by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018
bontensmanager
Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
bontensmanager by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
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