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something that is awesome, cool, off the chain, off the hook, freaking amazing or just chill
" Dude Brians new corvette is totally bonto"
"Have you seen her outfit today? she looks soo bonto"
Bonto by don.worry.about.a.thing.97 December 26, 2009
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very very large
1. "I was having sexual intercourse and this attractive females BONTO breasts were launching all over her chest."

2. I was fucking this GILF and her saggy bonto tities were bouncing around the whole fucking house.
bonto by slipppery shlong January 8, 2011
suspected american indian. believed to be associate, friend, relative of tonto.
Lone Ranger, Tonto and Bonto.
bonto by M.Marco. January 13, 2010
Stupid, retarded, demented, dumb, brainless, idiotic, draft
yo you're bare bonto man, never wanna chat to man again

Hahaha thats bonto bruv

Naah I asked gyal for number shes like naah f that shes bonto anyways

Dutty bonto gyal

Shut up u bonto

Yo u bonto blad?
bonto by Roadbadb September 19, 2020

bogdan bonto 

A short kid from romania. Insecure, annoying but sometimes funny. Got no bitches and will never get. He could be single forever
Definition: It is a very good way to say ignored
He is just like a bogdan bonto

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning
Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo 

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry
Up The Curry Bongo by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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