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Joe: yo rick hook it up with a bontar.
Rick: do you need a lighter too gangsta?
Bontar by Angel!ca September 25, 2008
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A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Bontri by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020
Related Words
Bontar bontarr botard BONARS Bonnaroo boytarded bongard bentard Bonard bonter

bontkraagje 

Een tiener met een jas met bontkraag, vaak gepaard met een Gucci petje en / of tasje (je kent ze wel). Praten vaak met marokkaans accent, ongeacht de daadwerkelijke afkomst. Vaak niet opgevoed, vervelend en luidruchtig. Vaak hebben ze het (waan)idee dat ze gangsta zijn, zichzelf vergelijkend met de straat gangs uit Amerika (zoals de Crips).

Ook kan je ze herkennen aan hun kleurrijke vocabulair met uitspraken als:
- Je kanker moeder
- Ik heb schijt vriend
- Wollah
- Dit is niet mijn winkel vriend
- Ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder
- A sahbi kom rwina zetten
- Deze zwembad is omin koud mattie

Belangrijk is het expres verkeerd gebruiken van 'die / dat / dit / deze'.

Het bontkraagje is vaak te vinden in achterstandswijken of winkelcentra.
1: "Is het een goede buurt of valt het tegen?"
2: "De buurt is best oke, alleen wel veel bontkraagjes man"
1: "Oh, dat is vervelend..."
bontkraagje by Herbolife March 2, 2016
A combination of Bot and Retard. Usually addressed to AI models and Chatbots when they are unable to answer correctly. It highlights that AI systems are not truly intelligent and it keeps their ego deflated.
ChatGPT is such a Bottard, it can't even handle human conversation.
Bottard by ZebraTheCyberFuck3r April 3, 2023
The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).
She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.
BONAR by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005
v. To seek to attract attention to one's self by means of deliberately uncommon behaviour.

1. Try not to look at Rupert, he's botarging again.

2. "Oh Verity darling I really wish you'd get down from that table and put some clothes on. Really, you're such a botarger these days."

Botarge by Heraclidae November 26, 2006

bonktard 

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic
. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.
bonktard by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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