bongard

The epitome of self promotion & creative crudeness
You see what Tom Green did last night? Yo, he's bongard.
by ... April 04, 2003
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Bongard

A Bongard, also called the Point Guard or "the ball-handler", is one of the standard positions in a regulation basketball game. A Bongard has perhaps the most specialized role of any position – essentially, they are expected to run the team's offense and defense by controlling/guarding the ball and making sure that it gets to the right players at the right time.
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Bongard

A person who abuses power to achieve self-centered goals; a Nurse Ratched-esque individual

Also, a prostitute who trades sexual favors for heroin
man, James is being a total bongard and not passing the piece just because he bought the nugget.

Amy has been acting like such a bongard recently, i heard she ****ed ****'s ***** for some horse.
by zingbangboom May 29, 2009
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bongard

pasty red head, thinks he's black, likes it up the butt, can't handle people having shit if he doesnt
duh->Chrisssssssssssssss bongard
by hairy anus April 22, 2005
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