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Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006
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Bonnie Spot

from the Gaelic "bonnie" meaning pretty. within the closest three parking spots of your destination, outside of handicapped spots.
Bonnie Spot - three spots from the door of wherever you are going.
by Quiltlady September 7, 2012
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bonnie star

A way of saying penis in mixed company without anyone really knowing what's being said especially children, used in the song The Scotsman

Bonnie means beautiful in Scottish, or a beautiful woman

Star can mean a star in the sky like in English, or something grassy in a bog

Maybe the composer of the song was being creative describing where the event took place STAR, and the one performing the event BONNIE
Around the Bonnie star the Scott's Kilt did lift and show
by Vipdaddy October 17, 2022
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bonnie stan

A Bonnie stan is a person who will defend Bonnie Bennett with their life. They’re the most loyal and always put hope Stan’s in their place
by Kathvsedits March 7, 2022
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Bonnie Stans

Bonnie Stans or a Bonnie Stan is a person,a fan of the tvdu universe who has never watched the originals or legacies and who will say that Bonnie „solos“ the entire universe of tvdu,even getting to further lengths such as the marvel univers or the sabrina series
Someone just said that Bonnie solos Hope“
No way
„Yeah…“
Must be Bonnie Stans“
by that_bonniestan_ender July 3, 2022
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Bonnie stirling

a stupid human being who thinks hiccups go away after 1-2-3 hours like lol
Person 1: Bonnie Stirling is dumb
Lillian: true
by bobhjehehehehrgwiworjgr August 28, 2022
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the bonnie smile

A smile that a wonderful girl named Bonnie gives you when she makes you happy.
This girl is so amazing, she keeps giving me the bonnie smile.”
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