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bongsman 

A practitioner of the bong. One who has mastered the skill of loading the chamber with the optimal density of smoke prior to clearing the tube.
"Oh...phat toke Adam! You are truly a bongsman like no other. In fact, I think you may be the original bongsman. That was like magic."
bongsman by Adamsie April 24, 2007

bongmanship 

proficiency in loading, lighting, ripping, passing and not spilling when using a bong
Carlos exhibits superior bongmanship as he delicately handles my hand blown $700 Tommy Chong bong.
bongmanship by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004

Bongomat 

Is a man who Bongs tha Bong a lebn long
Bongomat by Bongomat July 2, 2004

Bongmaster 

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.
Bongmaster by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015

bonomatopoeia 

- An arrogantly righteous yet pretentiously sincere statement or phrase.

- A statement or phrase that sounds like something Bono said or would say.

Origin: combination of 'Bono' and 'onomatopoeia'.
1) A Bob Geldof bonomatopoeia is "It's really very simple, Governor. When people are hungry they die".

2) An Simpsons-originated bonomatopoeia (from Bono no less) is "Hold on! He's talking about waste management and that affects the whole damn planet."
bonomatopoeia by koolmeme January 19, 2010

Bingomaster 

Bingomaster er den som vet mest om bingo i hele verden, våkner kun opp for bingo. Vet alt som er om bingo og opplevd alt om bingo.
Jeg elsker bingomaster!
Bingomaster by Wallemlover April 5, 2020