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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing imaginable. He’s a ghost and a myth, an urban legend. His name is only whispered, no man dears to speak his name. If you’re alone with Wallem he’ll kill you with ease.

You can find this monster at wallemtunet, a really scary place, which once was the home of Wallem.

Just pray you’ll never run into Wallem at night at Wallemtunet. When it squeaks in the floorboards at Wallemtunet just run.
Oh man I hope I don’t run into Wallem!
by Wallemlover April 10, 2020
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Holy curls

Holy curls is when you are holy and have curls. A very unique combo, truly special. A blessing from God above!
Man I wish I had holy curls
by Wallemlover April 5, 2020
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing imaginable. He’s a ghost and a myth, an urban legend. His name is only whispered, no man dears to speak his name. If you’re alone with Wallem he’ll kill you with ease.

You can find this monster at wallemtunet, a really scary place, which once was the home of Wallem.

Just pray you’ll never run into Wallem at night at Wallemtunet. When it squeaks in the floorboards at Wallemtunet just run.
Wallem ohhh so scary
by Wallemlover April 10, 2020
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing in the world, an urban legend so feared across the world. He lives in the wallemtunet mansion, and his ghost lives on in the house. And he haunts the people who entre his home.
When you hear squeaking in the floorboards you know its him, and you know your life is in danger.

Try to protect yourself from him at all costs, and don’t wander around at night alone.
Beware of him, and be scared of him.
«Aww man Wallem is so scary!!!»

«Javisst»
by Wallemlover June 18, 2020
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The Bingo Master

The Bingo Master is an ancient bingo who loves bingo, and is also the greatest bingo player of all time. The Bingo Master is a mysterious and powerful being only called upon when bingo is played. The Bingo Master is neither a boy or a girl, it know no gender, only bingo. The Bingo Master is incredibly powerful.
by Wallemlover November 12, 2020
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Avføringspistolen

Avføringspistolen er et veldig farlig våpen, skyter avføring på 30 m avstand. Men du trenger også avføringspatroner.
Avføringspistolen eier, beste våpenet noensinne.
by Wallemlover April 5, 2020
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Wallem

An extremly scary person/ghost. Always made fun of by Jørgen, don’t mess with Wallem.
Oh man, Wallem is so scary!
by Wallemlover April 5, 2020
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