bongsman

A practitioner of the bong. One who has mastered the skill of loading the chamber with the optimal density of smoke prior to clearing the tube.

"Oh...phat toke Adam! You are truly a bongsman like no other. In fact, I think you may be the original bongsman. That was like magic."

by Adamsie April 24, 2007

bongmanship

proficiency in loading, lighting, ripping, passing and not spilling when using a bong

Carlos exhibits superior bongmanship as he delicately handles my hand blown $700 Tommy Chong bong.

by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004

bail bondsman

at times your very best friend. one who always accepts collect calls from jail.

I need your booking number for the bail bondsman to get you out.

by purpaorchid March 3, 2009

bonesman

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.

America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Bongstand

Like the kegstand... but with a bong

"I think we may have just invented something"

micah do a bongstand

by StormyJESUS August 2, 2017

bondsman

The white equivalent of nigger

"What is up my bondsman!"

by Iisus Hristos January 6, 2017

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018