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Bonesin' 

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.
Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.
Bonesin' by AgentKurt November 15, 2013
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bonesin' jonesin' 

The feeling of being scared enough to be felt in your bones caused muscle contractions of the face, and ultimatley a feeling of stupidity.
Alex:Dude, I am feeling so bonesin' jonesin' right now.
Josh:Woah, you should sit down for a second.

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

barry bondsin 

verb- juicing up, using drugs. Can be used to describe someone who has suddenly gotten abnormally big or someone who shoots up other drugs.
1) (At the gym)Holy shit man your arms are big have you been barry bondsin?

2) Whatever happened to Marco man?
- Oh I heard hes been Barry Bondsin like heroin and shit.
Thats messed up
barry bondsin by Drugo August 8, 2007
we all have that one friend at parties who has no limits. They go hard all night until passing out. there is a new term to describe this level of intoxication and retardation.- bobesin - to become so intoxicated (drugs and or alcohol) that you no longer know who you are where you are or why your there, you typically do and say things you don't recall until all your friends tell you about you shenanigans
Omg im bobesin so hard right now!

Dude your so bobesin you need to simmah dahn now.
bobesin by miarose August 4, 2014
Maybe an adjective that describes an object or event as excellent or delightful 😌
This Party was Mad Boesin
This lobster tail is mad Boesin
Boesin by Kalenzib November 8, 2022

Bonesing 

Playing Genshin Impact, listening to japanese rock music and hating every aspect of your life
Dude, this is the 3rd time today that you are bonesing!
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