After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.
"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."
by Big&Little January 2, 2023
This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.
by Dufflebag June 2, 2011
Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.
by Adam March 25, 2005
A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.
by Not James. May 3, 2009
by Biano April 1, 2003
A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
by Kowboydave September 13, 2009
1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
by dustinwayne May 30, 2007