Bonesin'

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.
Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.
by AgentKurt November 16, 2013
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absorbs

He's such a hunk, I can't keep my eyes off of his absorbs!
by AgentKurt August 25, 2023
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