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jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
bonering by BBoyStance23 September 3, 2010
by all that moaning i'd have to guess they're boneing in there
boneing by Dawn June 15, 2002
Another word for shagging and not just male female as to other definitions suggest.
D.E.B.S - Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boneing the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
boneing by Mel Allnutt April 19, 2006
The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.
"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"
bonering by jdandy January 19, 2010

boogie boneing 

Did you hear about the date Elissa and Jesse went on last night? They totally ended it by boogie boneing!
boogie boneing by dbix730 June 6, 2009