Bonertoy

A young dude who is dating an old woman for the money but has to have sex with her too.

Yo did you see that old broad Terrace was with?

Yea man he’s such a bonertoy

Bonertoy by Vice420 December 5, 2018

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found

"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia

bonertopia by romis1234 August 20, 2008

bonertown 

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

bonertown by James B...... August 14, 2007

bonertown 

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

bonertown by bonertron August 7, 2008

bonerboy 

Adjective -- See Example 1
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun -- See Example 2
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. A stupid person; A dumbass
3. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.

--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!

bonerboy by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008

bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

bonervoyage

When a girl looks hot from afar, then you get up close and she is a total boner-killer

From across that bar, she looked like a 10...but when I got close - bonervoyage.

bonervoyage by hypocritibitch March 2, 2014