bonerboy

Adjective -- See Example 1
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun -- See Example 2
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. A stupid person; A dumbass
3. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.

--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!

by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008

bonerboy

Adjective
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.

--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!

by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008

bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

by JB177 March 25, 2010

boner boy

any kid who gets a hard on in class.

HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!

by raunchy tits June 18, 2010

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Boner Boy

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.

Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy

by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011

Boner Boy

refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner

Horny Heather and Boner Boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids.

I am jealous of Boner Boy's big penis. I wish I could get a boner as often as he can!

by horny heather January 31, 2005