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bonerboy 

Adjective -- See Example 1
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun -- See Example 2
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. A stupid person; A dumbass
3. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
bonerboy by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008
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bonerboy 

Adjective
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
bonerboy by Dr[Shaun] July 20, 2008

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

boner boy 

any kid who gets a hard on in class.
HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!
boner boy by raunchy tits June 18, 2010

bonerboat 

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag
The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.
bonerboat by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Boner Boy 

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.
Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy
Boner Boy by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011

Boner Boy 

refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner
Horny Heather and Boner Boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids.

I am jealous of Boner Boy's big penis. I wish I could get a boner as often as he can!
Boner Boy by horny heather January 31, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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