Definitions by Vice420
Indian Swiffer
Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
Indian Swiffer by Vice420 September 12, 2024
Baby Jesus in a manger
Baby Jesus in a manger by Vice420 November 21, 2022
The Pizza Hut slip
When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
The Pizza Hut slip by Vice420 June 12, 2021
Danish Ear Infection
While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
Danish Ear Infection by Vice420 August 20, 2020
Dehalalify
Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.
Dehalalify by Vice420 December 5, 2018
Cockmoth
In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.