Definitions by Vice420

Indian Swiffer 

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.

Indian Swiffer by Vice420 September 12, 2024

Baby Jesus in a manger 

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

Baby Jesus in a manger by Vice420 November 21, 2022

The Pizza Hut slip 

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

The Pizza Hut slip by Vice420 June 12, 2021

Danish Ear Infection 

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

Danish Ear Infection by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Dehalalify

To remove the “Halal” classification from a food by wrapping it in bacon

Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.

Dehalalify by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Cockmoth 

In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.

I found a cockmoth on my kitchen counter

Cockmoth by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Lawsbian

A lawyer who also happens to be a lesbian.

I feel discriminated against at work because I’m a lesbian, I think I might need to retain a lawsbian

Lawsbian by Vice420 December 5, 2018