Vice420's definitions

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Dehalalify

To remove the “Halal” classification from a food by wrapping it in bacon

Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: It’s all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Cockmoth

In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.

I found a cockmoth on my kitchen counter

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Lawsbian

A lawyer who also happens to be a lesbian.

I feel discriminated against at work because I’m a lesbian, I think I might need to retain a lawsbian

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Pocket Slug

A Penis

Careful! This pocket slug spits!

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Bonertoy

A young dude who is dating an old woman for the money but has to have sex with her too.

Yo did you see that old broad Terrace was with?

Yea man he’s such a bonertoy

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

Baby Jesus in a manger

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

by Vice420 November 21, 2022