Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

Boner Bow by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

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Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

Bowd Boner by CutoverConch35 October 8, 2018

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boxer bowling

When a dude that wears boxers adjusts his drooping junk due to the nature of boxers verses whitey tighties causing the effect called “taffy pull bull”

Minnow was “Boxer Bowling” after he left the dance floor!

boxer bowling by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

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jamie campbell bower

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014