eatmorchickn's definitions

oblication

When you spend your vacation taking your kids to visit relatives.

I didn't get a vacation, I had to take the kids on an oblication.

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Hellcation

When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

by eatmorchickn January 20, 2010

Poopdini

When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.

Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!

by eatmorchickn October 11, 2009

Dumbcat

When Mike Vick runs the Wildcat offense.

Yo, the Eagles are running the Wildcat with Mike Vick.

Yeah, they call it the Dumbcat.

by eatmorchickn October 26, 2009