eatmorchickn's definitions

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

H-A-S-S

Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.

I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.

by eatmorchickn September 6, 2012

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 7, 2024

Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009