fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 24, 2009

Sadie Hawkins Sex

When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.

Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.

by eatmorchickn June 27, 2021

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Wolverine

When a guy clips his nails then inserts his fingers into a woman's vagina.

"I picked this girl off the ground with my wolverine claws."

by eatmorchickn May 25, 2008

Dumbcat

When Mike Vick runs the Wildcat offense.

Yo, the Eagles are running the Wildcat with Mike Vick.

Yeah, they call it the Dumbcat.

by eatmorchickn October 27, 2009

Fish Hash

To make something disgusting or unpleasant.

This whole day has been fish hashed. I haven’t eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.

by eatmorchickn May 26, 2021

Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021