eatmorchickn's definitions

oblication

When you spend your vacation taking your kids to visit relatives.

I didn't get a vacation, I had to take the kids on an oblication.

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

Hellcation

When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

by eatmorchickn January 20, 2010

CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 7, 2024

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

H-A-S-S

Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.

I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.

by eatmorchickn September 6, 2012

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

Wolverine

When a guy clips his nails then inserts his fingers into a woman's vagina.

"I picked this girl off the ground with my wolverine claws."

by eatmorchickn May 25, 2008