Definitions by eatmorchickn

CTSD 

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

CTSD by eatmorchickn December 7, 2024

Peehole vertigo 

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

Peehole vertigo by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021

Sadie Hawkins Sex

When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.

Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.

Sadie Hawkins Sex by eatmorchickn June 26, 2021

Fish Hash 

To make something disgusting or unpleasant.

This whole day has been fish hashed. I haven’t eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.

Fish Hash by eatmorchickn May 25, 2021

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

Revenge Platonic by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

Boner Bow 

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

Boner Bow by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

H-A-S-S

Heat-Activated Shirt Stink. When you get a shirt out in the morning and don't notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to hell of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.

I just got a whiff of H-A-S-S. I need to change my shirt.

H-A-S-S by eatmorchickn September 6, 2012