Bonehome

Physical body

My bonehome is sore after that hiking trip.

by Doubledtee November 5, 2021

bonesome

Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.

Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.

Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.

Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.

M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.

by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonehole

Bonehole, v. (trans.)
1. To delay or frustrate the efforts of through lacidaisical mailing habits, usu. habitutually.
2. To route through arcane or ineffective bureaucratic channels.

Bonehole, n.
An act or instance of boneholing.

1. You wait to send your check, it gets here late, and you bonehole me yet again.
2. ESD really boneholed me on this gchat issue.

3. Yeah, they just gave me the old bonehole about an ISR.

by ERoMey October 2, 2007

bonesome

sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy

Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.

My bitch needs to come home cause i'm bonesome.

by Christian Even April 17, 2005

bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

by gavintino September 21, 2019

Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

by Urban Dan May 5, 2009