Bolohan

1) A duck phallus.
2) The last name of an untalented social "pundit" named Scott who appropriately looks like a duck phallus with Bieber hair.
3) A completely forgettable tool, much like an unimpressive experience with a duck phallus.

Humo: "Did you happen to read that Red Eye article written by Scott Bolohan?"
Sparky: "Bolohan? Did you say 'Bolohan'? Since when did little duck phallus' start writing articles for that free publication?"
Humo: "Not sure how long that Bieber-obsessed tool has been around, but me thinks someone should ship him back to that suburb of Detroit that he is from..."

Bolohan by Fire 'til I die! April 24, 2011

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lindsay blohan

anything of poor quality, shabbiness, below average, really bad

What did you think of the movie?

In a word, it was lindsay blohan.

lindsay blohan by Bruce R April 28, 2008

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Blohan

1. A widely used alternative to the words "LINDSAY LOHAN".
2. A girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that'll spread its legs.

Girl 1: Omg, did you hear what--er, who-- Blohan did on the weekend?

Girl 2: Yes she totally hooked up with Jared Leto over the weekend. Or was it Stavros Niarchos? Wait.. it was totally another one of Paris' exes. Paris Latsis?

Girl 1: Yes she did those all of guys but she also banged Mcfly's drummer! She also had another whack at Wilmer Valderrama! Word is she's also banging random English men.

Girl 2: There's Blohan for ya. Blowing the world one man at a time.

Blohan by Meayghyn July 6, 2006