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A tiny, mysterious girl who dislikes 99% percent of the population. She is very picky and intelligent. She reads a lot of books and she enjoys making caffienated beverages. Every male she comes in contact with falls in love with her but she does not notice.
I told a joke today, but Bollman did not appreciate my humor.
Bollman by Bollmangroupie May 16, 2008
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tom bolland 

tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW
karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA
Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.
Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!
Bollanted by seniorsensor April 20, 2014

Bolman Outlier

N. A couple married more than 20 years that still has sex regularly.
Wow! Brandon and Christy must be Bolman Outliers. After being married 20 years, they still have sex every day.
Bolman Outlier by Chair-Elect November 10, 2013
A guy that wears his shorts or pants so tight that you can practically see his balls.
John's shorts were so tight, what a ballman.
ballman by ferg/duff June 21, 2009
A man named schmalz with a very large penis'
Hey you know that guy he has a Bolmang
Bolmang by cpap lmao February 28, 2021

Bellman's Map 

An item or scheme that rejects conventional wisdom, and utility along with it, as does Lewis Carroll's Bellman, whose map contains no markings whatsoever.
He wanted his guitar playing to be new and different, so he intentionally didn't learn any chords or scales. He just made a bellman's map of it.
Bellman's Map by tigersblood July 8, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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